Smile, it's painless!

I received this in an email today.


Working people frequently ask me what I do to make my days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went Downtown and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."  He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote...
 Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus and the car on which he was putting the tickets was a car that had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm Retired. It's important to my health.